About Us
The World’s Fastest Movie Verdicts
Too many titles, not enough time. Greenlit or Not™ turns decision-doomscrolling into clarity with a simple traffic light: Green = Must-Watch, Yellow = Watch with Caution, Red = Skip It. Fast, funny, and no film-school fluff — just verdicts you can trust in seconds.
Our Mission
Help you cut through the clutter and pick tonight’s watch without wasting two hours on a maybe.
How We Roll
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Short, punchy reviews built for YouTube Shorts, TikTok, and Reels.
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The Verdict System™ at the core of every video and product.
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Integrity first: our opinions can’t be bought; sponsorships are labeled, verdicts never are.
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Accessible by design: captions on videos, clear visuals, and readable color contrast.
The Origin Story (Quick Cut)
A lifelong midnight-premiere nerd + a wall of DVDs + modern streaming overload = a stoplight-simple system anyone can use at a glance.
More Than Reviews
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Verdicts: daily bite-size calls that respect your time.
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Community: debates, polls, and “Defend This Red” duels on Discord.
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Merch: wear your verdict — hoodies, hats, drinkware.
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Newsletter: weekly must-watch (and must-skip) roundup.
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Coming Soon: the Verdict Vault — a searchable archive to filter by genre, vibe, and color.
Our Values
Honesty & Speed. Respect for Creators. Clever, not cruel. Community over ego.
Start Here (Pick Your Path)
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Watch the latest verdicts → (link to Verdicts)
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Join the discussion → (Discord link)
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Get the roundup → (Newsletter signup)
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Shop the collection → (Shop link)
Sign-off: We watch so you don’t waste it.
P.S. If your queue is longer than the credits — you need a traffic light